Old Owl

fuckyeah1990s:

yeah i had to, like what made me quit was this crazy time i drank 20 blue powerades, and it made me delirious, like i put on the britney spears movie “Crossroads” on, and was doing Erotic asphyxiation, thats when you choke yourself while you masturbate… i almost killed myself, but luckily i was able to loosen up the thing i was choking myself with, and as soon as i did i threw up blue vomit everywhere, and i was just lying on the floor of my room surrounded by blue puke and 20 empty powerade bottles with my cum all over my stomach and the Britney Spears movie “Crossroads” playing at full volume in surround sound, and i was like “What the fuck am I doing? This isn’t any way to live. “ and I quit powerade that day. 

Art

fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

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